CLINE: The War Of The Raging Reviewers (D20M TNG).CLINE: The War Of The Raging Reviewers (D20M TNG). by marcoasalazarm
THE WAR OF THE RAGING REVIEWERS.
"I remember it *because you won't be able to!* (*Gunshot*)"
-Sound bite from a police investigation of a Glasses Gang battle with the Angry Video Game Nerd
The "eccentric reviewer" had become a staple of Internet life before CLULESS, and the ravaging of the Earth into its new Coreline form did not skip over noticing this. One of the largest bastions of this would by the Glasses Gang, the so-called "rulers of Naperville" that were spawned from the Internet characters portrayed by Douglas Walker and crew. The leader of this rabble-rousing gang, Nostalgia Critic, is a sarcastic gunman who has tendencies that are best described as psychotic. He also has an unnatural ability to survive damage, and almost Bogeyman-like quality to return from that dead that has been attributed to a binding contract with some form of unearthly being (speculations have run from a celestial to the Autobots). Partially the extension of his creator and as such as comedian, the Crit
CORELINE: THE VALKYRIE CHRISTMAS SPECIALCORELINE: THE VALKYRIE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL.CORELINE: THE VALKYRIE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL by marcoasalazarm
(Note: This story happens at the same time as the short story "Christmas with Super Rei").
It was… not the night before Christmas, not yet. Sure, it *was* Christmas Eve, but it was only morning still, so it couldn’t be called the night before Christmas yet.
It might seem like silly nitpicking to have drawn such a distinction, but Super Asuka (code name: Valkyrie) of the superhero team the Champions could be a stickler for that kind of thing.
Especially since she actually had a reason to argue about that particular subject at the moment.
“I know it’s tradition for a lot of people to open one present on Christmas Eve, but aren’t you supposed to wait until the sun goes down?” Asuka asked. “Or at least until after lunch?”
“Aw, what’s the point of that, Asuka?” her fellow team member Rally Vincent asked playfully, running a hand through her long dark hair. “
CORELINE INFORMATION PACKET: THE FOUNDATION (1.0)CORELINE INFORMATION PACKET:CORELINE INFORMATION PACKET: THE FOUNDATION (1.0) by marcoasalazarm
FACTION: THE FOUNDATION.
The pursuit of Law, Order and justice for all is a noble, but often low, down and dirty business, especially in Coreline. It is for this that The Foundation was formed.
=Agenda: To solve conflicts and see justice done, in an international range.
=Structure: Non-profit organization with special negotiators and specialists.
=Symbol: A black rook with eagle wings in front of a rising sun.
=Most Common Allegiance: Good, The Foundation.
=Requisition Limit: 35 (Restricted).
What is now known as ‘The Foundation’ was originally two foundations: the Phoenix Foundation and the Foundation for Law And Government. Both of these non-profit foundations had a great amount of influence and aces up their sleeve in their respective home universes, but once they arrived in Coreline, they got the short end of the stick. They had no contacts, no influence, they were outgunned by most evil Factions and their respective ‘aces in
CORELINE: Doc Vince 5When Doc Vince first started to wake up, she didn’t immediately know where she was. All she knew was that she was sitting in an uncomfortable seat, and that she didn’t seem to be in the cargo hold of the zeppelin she had recently stowed away in.CORELINE: Doc Vince 5 by marcoasalazarm
Then she heard the cry of an animal in the distance, and that startled her into greater wakefulness.
Which immediately caused it all to come rushing back to her. The attack by the air pirates on the zeppelin, her work to repel them, stealing one of their planes, and then crashing into the jungle.
“Damn it,” she grumbled, rubbing her face. “This is just too damn familiar.”
Looking about, she quickly took stock of her situation. Though she felt pretty battered and bruised, she didn’t seem to be seriously injured in any way, which was both rather miraculous and a definite plus.
The same could not be said about the propeller plane. The aircraft had actually never completed its plummet to the ground, having